December 2009
18 posts
One of the many breakfast table conversations
family busily eating breakfast
sudden clang as everyone puts their knives and forks down
Mum: that was good.
Cousin: yep
Mum: okay everyone back to bed
Cousin: ha good ide-
Grandad: people die in bed
Everyone: ohhh
Grandad: especially those hospital beds. Don't wonna go back to those.
Everyone: silence
: (
Damn. Back to my lonely existence
Let's blow the old ideology and start a-fresh. I...
One of the many conversations in computer class
Ca: (looking at computer screen) ARON JOHNSON IS SOOOO HOT!!
C: EEEWWWWWW Aron Johnson's a girl you Lesbian!
(Evidence delivered in form of incriminating pictures)
(Slap delivered to back of head by H)
H: He's not a girl! He's just...fashion consious
C: Man if only I was that fashion consious!
(Supposed Manly pics of Aron Johnson)
Ca: See he is a man! Just look at his facial hair
C and Z: eeeeeeeewwww!!!!
C: he looks seedy
Z: he looks like a player
C: ha, he's a Cd player
Z: what up!
(High five each other)
5 Differences in Germany concerning Toilets
1. You have to pay for public toilet use (wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
2. On hand cleaners or toilet assistants are always present in the room (can be either female or male. Was very weird have a guy in the same room as me while I did my thing)yyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
3. In all public toilets, taps are motion activated (no knobs)ha:)
4. Truck stops have the most up-to-date toilet technology; The last...